SpongeBob and Squidward are getting really hot at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs takes them to the beach to sell Krabby Patties. YOU'RE WELCOME BUT IT'S OPPOSITE DAY! Ooh, oh. Patrick: Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward. Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different. (SpongeBob is in two pieces but gives two thumbs up. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Gary, where's your holiday spirit?! SpongeBob: Positive things! Opposite Day - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Chuck Klein, Jay Lender, and Mr. Lawrence (Squidward is sleeping and hearing noises. (Squidward begins to rebuild the pineapple). This is a transcript for Opposite Day (Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants)). Squidward: Well, that’s done. Realtor Lady: What kind of fool do you take me for? As long as it’s not infested with nematodes, or surrounded by troublesome neighbors or something like that. Related Videos. SpongeBob: Hello, Squidward! Realtor Lady: Never! This a video from my old friend Christopher Brock. (pushes Squidward to his house as Squidward is blowing bubbles) I’ll keep you safe until you’re well again. (Squidward screams and hangs onto the realtor lady's legs). Get away from her! In this episode, Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick it is Opposite Day. (gets in boat drives off), Squidward: Don’t leave me here! (SpongeBob’s arms are getting stretched by two muscular guys) Yeah! (both walk into Squidward's art room) And here’s the worst room in the house: my gallery. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there’s a terrible draft. My first YTP c: Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants or anything else in this video. "Opposite Day" She tries to sell a house for Squidward, but SpongeBob and Patrick dress up with big noses, posing as the real Squidward, and SpongeBob lies about how horrible the house is when he describes it to her. Patrick: wut wait Realtor Lady: Well, umm, I’m not sure if I’m interested... SpongeBob: Nonsense! Realtor Lady: (looking at a picture of Squidward's house) Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! The Grumpy Old Troll is sleeping and hears noises. So wonderful. (plays more). (takes off wig) And goodbye, Bikini Bottom! SpongeBob: I’m Squidward, he’s Squidward. You may be looking for the WordGirl episode. [We see The Grumpy Old Troll's bridge at sunrise. At least SpongeBob has been quiet. SpongeBob: Squidward! 1,674 views. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Realtor Lady: No problem! It's a totter-teeter! (hears noises from outside) SpongeBob, what are you... (screams as he sees SpongeBob & Patrick destroying his pineapple) Ahh! Transcript. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Opposite_Day_(SpongeBob_SquarePants)?oldid=132999. SpongeBob: (running to Gary) Gary! SpongeBob: (talking like Squidward) Yes, please come in. Patrick: (sitting on newspapers) Meow. Pin the tail on the seahorse! He's messing it up, but the opposite of clean is filled, which means fils clean That means woodard really make my yard wreck, but I normally wrap my own yard, which means Edwards the and SD, which means it spongebob Ha-ha-ha I understand everything now must be the opposite of Spongebob by Bing. Patrick: Hey! Squidward: (opens door) Stop! (woman from Bikini Realty on phone) I can sell your home in a heartbeat. (Squid smacks his forehead), Squidward: (panicked) If the real estate agent sees that mess, I’ll never sell this house! Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. Next time it’s going to be "Go Jump Off A Cliff Day!" (Patrick is drooling) But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, (Gary meows) Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s … Realtor Lady: I wouldn’t sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth! (packing his belongings into boxes) I’m almost sorry I’m leaving! Nature Pants: After suffering through some unusually rough days at work, SpongeBob decides to leave his industrialized life and "live off the land" with the jellyfish in JellyFish Fields. Realtor Lady: Okay, I really don’t want to hear another one. Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different! Swaparoo! Squidward: SpongeBob, it's not camping if you're ten feet from your house. The Big One" is an episode from Season 6. Remember when SpongeBob learned about Opposite Day? SpongeBob: Yes? Directed by Stephen Hillenburg, Paul Tibbitt. SpongeBob: (opens door) That’s right! Kids: Yay! He is warned that if his home is surr… (Patrick cries more) Patrick, you’re not really not my friend. This transcript is for the SpongeBob SquarePants episode. ... Lego SpongeBob Opposite Day - Duration: 10:46. SpongeBob: We are camping. I wanna be opposite too! SpongeBob: Quiet and out of the way! When he stops, he can hear SpongeBob's laughter) What the…?! Yeah. Lego Studio 28,067 views. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Ow. Hey, I’ve heard of that! Currently known as Help Wanted. (laughs) Opposite Day. Word. Boy, have you been missing out. Squidward is sleeping and hears noises. "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from season one, which aired on September 11, 1999. The reversed quote becomes reversed again so you can understand what they really said (unfortunately, not anything bad.) See you then! SpongeBob & Patrick: We’re both Squidward. See, on Opposite Day, that isn't a teeter-totter. Blue Yoshi; Mario (as Luigi) Luigi (as Mario) Yellow Yoshi (as Link) Link (as Yellow Yoshi) Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. (laughs). [We see The Grumpy Old Troll's bridge at sunrise. (surrounded by presents) Happy happy birthday! He takes a piece of coral and puts it below Patrick's eyes where his nose would be) Yeah! (walks in and shuts door), Squidward: (still rebuilding pineapple) Oh, Opposite Day. Oh, I am so sorry, ma’am, I hope these two (barnacle heads) haven’t harmed you in any way. All the kids cheer) Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha! This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants): Club Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar/Transcript (woman screams and jumps up to the ceiling). SpongeBob: But Patrick, it's Opposite Day! Why don’t you get a jump on it. Swaparoo!is the third episode of the first season ofSpongeBob & Sagwa. Special thanks to "SpongeBuddy Mania" for help with some of the episode transcripts on this wiki. Please sell my house! "Opposite Day" She tries to sell a house for Squidward, but SpongeBob and Patrick dress up with big noses, posing as the real Squidward, and SpongeBob lies about how horrible the house is when he describes it to her. Transcript; Add translations. SpongeBob: Patrick! Squidward: Yeah! Ow. SpongeBob: Wait! SpongeBob & Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! All the kids cheer) Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha! Normally I’m stuffy, boring, but today I’m silly and spontaneous! Transcript; Add translations. Spongebob angrily tells an uninformed Patrick that he doesn't like him, leaving Patrick to cry. Ooh, oh. SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Company! (laughs then stops) Please follow me. (normal voice again) Now you try. (SpongeBob dances along with Patrick). Aww, isn’t Opposite Day.... (giggles) ...terrible?! SpongeBob & Patrick: I'm Squidward. History Talk (0) Comments Share. 10:46. (SpongeBob is playing clarinet for the lady). (knocks on the door. Transcript. I do not take credit for anything in this video. (standing in front of a picture of a seahorse and Squidward has the tail) Happy happy birthday! Yoo-hoo! SpongeBob: I love...I mean, I hate Opposite Day. Squidward: It’s not my birthday! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Patrick: Opposite Day? Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! Patrick: SpongeBob doesn’t like me anymore! (SpongeBob & Patrick run out of Squidward's house). Opposite Day is the twenty-first episode of Wait Wut. Special thanks to "SpongeBuddy Mania" for help with some of the episode transcripts on this wiki. (The episode opens with a view of China before the camera moves to the right to show Sagwa and SpongeBob playing games with each other. It's Opposite Day! Edit. (giggles but Patrick cries). This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Opposite Day" from season one, which aired on September 11, 1999. Spongebob then informs him that it is Opposite Day, and they do a number of things as opposites. Alternate transcripts are available here. Opposite Day is a special where we do and say the opposite of what we normally do and say. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a sale fall through because of bad neighbors. Boy, have you been missing out! (sees the realtor's boat and screams) Ahh, no! Red Rooster crows, causing everyone to wake up. 27. (puts the drum on the ground and punches a hole in it) This is just my wig case! Spongebob angrily tells an uninformed Patrick that he doesn't like him, leaving Patrick to cry. Squidward: Why, it’s Opposite Day! Oh! SpongeBob eats from Gary's bowl) Meow. 3:10. Who’s there? (Squidward stops playing). Gary: (in Squidward's voice with a pickle as a nose) Meow. Realtor Lady: Now if you want the sale to go through, you’ve got to tell me all the positive things about your house. Opposite Day (SpongeBob SquarePants) This transcript is for the SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Opposite Day. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Realtor Lady: Oh my, this painting is very nice. Patrick, breathe! Realtor Lady: I really don’t want to hear more, thank you. Spongebob crawls back into bed, informing Gary that it is Opposite Day, before the doorbell rings. This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:02. 10:46. Gary is out in a clearing and SpongeBob tiptoes over to a rock behind him giggling. is the third episode of the first season of SpongeBob & Sagwa. Not that opposite. You are the worst neighbor in history! I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, (Sponge wraps his arms around himself repeatedly) but that really means he’s messing it up. Squidward: Oh that’s great news, because I want to move as soon as possible. Living next to you! I won’t take no for an answer. (chases them down the street and laughs angrily). Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. That’s the nicest thing Squidward’s ever said to me! Hello miss. Squidward: (goes outside and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in a tent in his backyard) SpongeBob, aren't you two supposed to be camping? Special Thanks. My first YTP c: Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants or anything else in this video. Happy birthday, Squidward! 1 Episodes 1.1 Pilot (1997) 1.2 Season 1 (1999-2000) 1.3 Season 2 (2000-2001) 1.4 Season 3 (2001-2004) 1.5 Season 4 (2005-2006) 1.6 Season 5 (2007-2008) 1.7 Season 6 (2008-2009) 1.8 Season 7 (2009-2011) 1.9 Season 8 (2011-2012) 1.10 Season 9 (2012-2017) 1.11 Season 10 (2016 … (walks off), Patrick: ...go! With Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown. This category contains disambiguation pages — navigational aids which list other pages that might otherwise share the same title. (all 3 standing in front of a cake) Happy happy birthday! SpongeBob: I don’t get it. Happy birthday Squidward! SpongeBob: Patrick...go away! When they leave, he shouts that it isn't his birthday and decides to move out of Bikini Bottom the next day. Squidward: Oh sure, there’s none of that... Did you say neighbors? I wanna be opposite too. SpongeBob & Sagwa: (laughing) SpongeBob: Okay, my turn. Realtor Lady: It’s funny, I pictured you being much taller. The Grumpy Old Troll is sleeping and hears noises. (Patrick is drooling) But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, (Gary meows) Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s SpongeBob! [It's another great day in Bikini Bottom. Let me try! (muscular guy shoves a spoonful of lima beans in SpongeBob’s mouth. Normally, you’re really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today? SpongeBob: But Patrick, it's Opposite Day! (shuts door and takes off party hat) That’s it, I’m moving out of this neighborhood! (muscular guy shoves a spoonful of lima beans in SpongeBob’s mouth. SpongeBob: Does everybody know about Opposite Day? Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants): Club Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar/Transcript SpongeBob: (opens door for Patrick) After you, Mr. Squidward. Patrick: I'm going to say wait wut! I hate company. Ow. SpongeBob: Wow! Sally: Oh! (SpongeBob & Patrick blows a bubble but they blow themselves into bubbles, instead. Realtor Lady: Anyway, I’ll be by tomorrow to check out the house. Realtor Lady: Of course! (puts on the wig and frolics around) Come on SpongeBob, tackle me! Oh! What about my house?! Let me try! (SpongeBob & Patrick dance across the screen as SpongeBob is pink and Patrick is yellow. See, on Opposite Day, that isn't a teeter-totter. I'm Squidward. I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Let me show you how it’s done, the WRONG way. There’s a wild man eating clam in the backyard. Squidward: Drum? Lego Studio 28,067 views. Ow. SpongeBob: Please, let me finish. You’re my worse enemy! Ow. [Leni takes a deep breath and pants] Not that opposite. Episode. Squidward: No, no, no! It’s just Opposite Day! I do not take credit for anything in this video. Spongebob then informs him that it is Opposite Day, and they do a number of things as opposites. Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. D&D Beyond Squidward is still asleep, only to be woken up and then annoyed by SpongeBob and Patrick, who came into his house to throw a surprise birthday party for him. YOU'RE WELCOME BUT IT'S OPPOSITE DAY! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Opposite Day " from season one, which aired on September 11, 1999. Blue Yoshi's Opposite Day is the sixth episode of Season 7 of Vester&Friends. Sypnosis. Kids: Yay! Sally: Oh! (SpongeBob is in two pieces but gives two thumbs up. SpongeBob: (being used as a ball in the two muscular guys' ping pong game) Ow. SpongeBob: Yes? SpongeBob & Sagwa:(laughing) SpongeBob:Okay, my turn. Squidward: Oh, I get it. List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. Patrick: wut wait (walks in), SpongeBob: You’re quite welcome, Mr. Squidward. Squidward: Ma’am, please! (Patrick bursts through the painting), Patrick: Thank you! Characters. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - S01E09 Opposite Day - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Once the party begins, everything will be the opposite of what it normally is. Opposite...opposite... (Later, SpongeBob is sleeping but is awaken from Squidward's instrument playing outside), SpongeBob: Umm, Squidward, why are you playing that drum? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. (SpongeBob’s arms are getting stretched by two muscular guys) Yeah! Patrick: Oh! (The episode opens with a view of China before the camera moves to the right to show Sagwa and SpongeBob playing games with each other. (Squidward is sleeping and hearing noises. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcript - Season 1, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Opposite_Day&oldid=140549. (giggles as he runs back into his pineapple) I’m not ready! (Pat and Sponge marvel at their mess), SpongeBob: On Opposite Day it is. Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin, Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! SpongeBob: I hear you loud and clear. Patrick: Ok. (takes a deep breath and continues dancing) I’m Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. French narrator: Ah, the sea...So fascinating. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Spongebob crawls back into bed, informing Gary that it is Opposite Day, before the doorbell rings. Both talk and laugh backwards) Say, want to help me do some work around the house, worst enemy? Happy birthday cake! Are there any other Squidward’s I should know about?! (imitates SpongeBob's laugh. Yay! "Opposite Day" is aDora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, & Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants)episode from season one. Tim: And on Opposite Day, we at in reverse order. There, they find Sandy and Patrick. It’s not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite... (talking like Squidward) ...you have to act like him, too. (cries as SpongeBob & Patrick walk up). Squidward: Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob! Patrick: I'm going to say wait wut! Mom? 27. Conch Street. Ow. SpongeBob: I’d like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward. Squidward: I’ll tell you what’s terrible! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Boy, oh boy, do I like playing the clarinet. In the episode, SpongeBob and Sagwa challenge each other to switch their behaviors and act like each other. Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite! He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! Gallery "Opposite Day" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one. You may be looking for the WordGirl episode. I mean, goodbye, Squidward! (SpongeBob thinks then snaps his fingers. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Once the party begins, everything will be the opposite of what it normally is. List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. Let me show you how to do it the wrong way! [shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses, then zooms in on SpongeBob's house] Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. [We see Squidward's house at sunrise. Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. Red Rooster crows, causing everyone to wake up. Squidward: Let me show you guys how much I hate you! It's a totter-teeter! Opposite Day is the twenty-first episode of Wait Wut. It’s Opposite Day and I... (stops running) ...walk, don’t run. (Squidward drives up with a bulldozer), Squidward: Out of the way, SpongeBob! ... Video Transcript. Tim: And on Opposite Day, we at in reverse order. ... Lego SpongeBob Opposite Day - Duration: 10:46. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePantsepisode "Dumped" from season two, which aired on March 5, 2001. In this episode, The Grumpy Old Troll tells Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, Baby Jaguar, Steve, Blue, Tickety, Slippery, Sidetable, Mailbox, Shovel, and Pail that it is opposite day. SpongeBob opens it) Hello Mr... (looks down) ...Mr. Tentacles? What drum? (SpongeBob wrapped his arms around himself) A-ha! (Squidward drives up with a bulldozer chasing SpongeBob & Patrick away). Squidward: So long, chum! And I’m gonna...opposite...opposite...I’m just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day. I understand everything now! You mean, you've never heard of it? That afternoon, he calls Patty Rechid from Bikini Realty to arrange for his house to be sold, so that he may move out of the neighborhood. Mom? Like this video? I practice and practice all day long but I never get any better. He awakens to reveal SpongeBob and Patrick under his blanket with a sign that reads "happy birthday"), SpongeBob & Patrick: Surprise! Ow. (crawls into bed) Too bad it only comes once a year, huh Gary? Let me show you how it’s done, the WRONG way. SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. (dances) I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Gary eats properly from a table. Finally! Blue Yoshi arrives home realizing that everyone has swapped personalities! You need bed rest! No one will ever buy my house with him living next door! (as he is building, the realtor lady drives up). The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. Squidward: Yeah! Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. Opposite Day is a special where we do and say the opposite of what we normally do and say. After growing tired of SpongeBob's daily antics, Squidward convinces him that it's opposite day. Squidward: (angry) Happy Opposite Day! A clam crows like a rooster, causing everyone to wake up. Like this video? I never want to see you again! In the episode, SpongeBob and Sagwa challenge each other to switch their behaviors and act like each other. Realtor Lady: Uhh...well, you didn’t mention that on the phone. Now, would you care to see the rest of my home? Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. [Leni takes a deep breath and pants] Not that opposite. Ow. He awakens to reveal Spongebob and Patrick under his blanket with a sign that reads "happy birthday") (Patrick holds his breath and turns purple). This is a transcript for Opposite Day (Dora, Boots, Benny, Isa, Tico, Diego, and Baby Jaguar (SpongeBob SquarePants)). Alternate transcripts are available here. It was aired on April 3, 2018. SpongeBob: Patrick, do you ever feel Squidward likes us too much? (SpongeBob is confused) You mean you’ve never heard of it? He is about to graduate and I really didn't want his videos deleted after he graduated, so don't hate on me, OK? Opposite Day...I’d love to. SpongeBob: (being used as a ball in the two muscular guys' ping pong game) Ow. After growing tired of SpongeBob's daily antics, Squidward convinces him that it's opposite day. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (both hang up), Squidward: SpongeBob! Realtor Lady: Oh my, the house is even more beautiful in person! 1,674 views. You don’t know what day it is, do you? Special Thanks. We hate you! SpongeBob: Well, whatever you normally do, today you do the opposite. If an internal link referred you to one of these pages, you might want to go back and fix it to point directly to the intended page. Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! By being... (stretches his nose out and puts his belt around the middle of his head) (talks like Squidward) Squidward! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, " Opposite Day " from season one, which aired on September 11, 1999.